The New Year

So everybody put your best suit or dress on
Let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
As thirty dialogues bleed into one
I wish the world was flat like the old days
And I could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes, or speed trains or freeways
There'd be no distance that could hold us back.

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OK, so yesterday's rant was partly caused by PMS, but I'm still rather peeved. I really can't stand it when the only jokes some people are capable of cracking contain nothing but sexual references. Freaking annoying can. Some people never fail to put a damper on my afternoons and dinners*.

Disclaimer: Don't blame me for your own paranoia if you think I'm referring to you. If it is you, then take a damn hint and shut the freak up. I'm not the only one who thinks this way; if i was, I'd tolerate you for the greater good. But you're really polluting the atmosphere for some of us. If you end up hating me for this, so be it. That's something that I'm gonna have to live with for the rest of my life. I just hope you know that the things you do aren't appreciated by some of us.